I pledge alegance
to Hershel Greene
Who owned a peaceful farm
World went to shit
Almost got bit
But he died non the less
where do i apply to become a goddess
this is just some basic advice on how to cut a wig! i know a huge problem i see with some cosplayers is that they’re afraid to cut the bangs on their wigs, and then they part bangs that should be straight across! or, they cut them, but it looks choppy and bad! this isn’t an uncommon mistake at ALL, and i made it a lot myself when i first started cosplaying!
wig cutting doesn’t REQUIRE hair cutting scissors, but i recommend them! thinning scissors are also really nice. some beauty stores carry them, and arda-wigs does too! they are a bit on the expensive side, though.
remember- practice makes perfect!
for bangs, good ways to measure the length you need is to put the wig on, put a bobby pin where you want the bangs to end, and then take off the wig and cut.
good luck, have fun!
EDIT: i totally forgot to mention: a really helpful thing with cutting wigs is that when you’re doing minor cutting, cut with the scissors held vertically! if you’re cutting off a lot of hair, you can cut normally, but clean it up afterwards with some vertical cuts so it doesn’t look to choppy!
When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests
when i get used as a pillow or foot rest i feel loved
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS. Let’s show the world that there’s a 1 in 3 chance that we’re kind of a dangerous person to be around.
A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.
For that last comment.
I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a totally different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.
Literally every time this is reblogged it’s yet another story added that could easily be about Robin and I’s sex life.